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‘Twas a standoff… I have already heard many of our General Authorities, especially Elder Bednar, talk about how often times we pray for the missionaries to find those who would like to hear the Gospel of Jesus Christ, yet it is the members’ duty to find those who are ready for the Gospel and the […]
I was only bit by a dog once on my mission, but I have had plenty of close calls and some nice surprises where the dogs weren’t as mean as they looked – much to the surprise of their owners. But, for all those who are looking to keep missionaries out of their property for […]
There was a popular rumor amongst the LDS Star Wars geek circle that Yoda was based off of Spencer W. Kimball. Maybe it was the voice, the mouth, the height, or the wisdom and the ability to move ships with his mind (unverified) that caused the rumor to take hold. While I’m sure that was […]
My calf muscle could have been spared some teeth holes if someone nearby had this gift. Were you ever bit by a dog on your mission? If so, congratulations, that’s a right of passage! What is your story?
Here, I’ll make it easy for you – Alma 30 PS. I know it’s “cool” and “hip” and a “fad” and “far-out” and “funny” not to like mimes, but do people really hate mimes? Why? Stephen King’s “IT” wasn’t about a scary mime, now was it? No.
Get it? GET IT? It’s because High Council Sundays are BORING! Amirite? AMIRITE?!?
I could see how this could be a little morbid if you didn’t know the song.
I mean, who really hasn’t make this mistake?
I’m so nice, I am giving you a shortcut to the context here: Helaman 16