General Conference Predictions

Hello friends! General Conference is fast approaching, and Sticks of Joseph – as General Conference fans – are preparing our popcorn and tissues for another wonderful weekend of laughs and tears from our earthly spiritual leaders. For those of you who love modern revelation as much as we do, we have decided to have a little fun with it while we watch. We comprised a list of predictions for this General Conference you can check off as they occur, as well as a word game. Download a PDF of the below, print it off and check it as you listen. Not only will you have fun, but you’ll be spiritually fed at the same time!

October 2010 General Conference prediction checklist

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Print this out and check things off as they occur. Let’s see how accurate our predictions are. Report back on what you found.

  • President Monson will make you laugh and cry in the same talk. Possibly even the ‘welcome’ talk.
  • President Uchdorf will give a clever anecdote relating to aviation.
  • President Eyring will get a little choked up.
  • One of the sisters will smile their entire talk.
  • Elder Oaks will lay down the law.
  • Elder Holland will be bold.
  • Elder Scott will stare straight at the camera and right into your soul
  • Elder Bednar’s hair will be perfect as usual
  • Someone will wear a daringly bright striped or dotted tie
  • At one point you say, “Who are the new apostles again?”
  • When hearing the number of members, stakes, wards and temples worldwide, you’ll say, “wow”
  • You may have a brief nap during a talk
  • Someone will tell you that the best talk was the one you fell asleep to
  • A general authority with a thick accent will say a prayer.
  • The MoTab men will be dressed in black suits and the women will be dressed in a plain colored, questionably fashionable dress.
  • (men) You go out to eat after the Priesthood session
  • (women) You hear about how cool the Priesthood session was.
  • Before exiting, President Monson will wave goodbye to the crowd and make them laugh somehow.
  • In the closing remarks President Monson will encourage you to be courteous driving home.
  • A temple (or more) will be announced.
  • Whomever is announcing the new general authorities will pronounce their names with impeccable annunciation.
  • You’ll stand up to sing the “rest hymn” and say, “Didn’t we sing this last time?”

Conference Topic Game.

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Mark one point for each time the word is said and 5 points if the talk centers on the topic. (not including prayers) For every 20 points you get, yell, “The Church is True!” (singular words for plurals are fine and vice versa)

  • Jesus Christ
  • The Book of Mormon
  • Families
  • Love
  • Joseph Smith
  • Temples / Temple Work
  • Chastity
  • Word of Wisdom
  • Hope
  • Charity
  • Faith

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4 Responses to General Conference Predictions

  1. Jules October 2, 2010 at 5:39 am #

    My Conference Predictions

    -Call-out for Adam-Ondi-Aman

    – Call to drop-everything and move to “Zion”

    -An announcement that the remaining”lost” 10 Tribes have been found (in Russia)

    -All Latter-day Saints are forgiven and their callings and elections have all been made sure

    -The “Year of the Jubilee” has been enacted and all debts are forgiven

    -New Jerusalem is being built and all “faithful” Saints will be asked to move to Jackson County Missouri

    -Drinking “soft” drinks and eating chocolate is now officially against the Word of Wisdom and are new questions for Temple Interview worthiness

    -The 2nd Coming is announced

    -ALL sins (for those whose calling and election have not been made sure yet) are forgiven

    -All world governments are henceforth no longer valid and have been replaced with the “Kingdom of God”(tm) for both temporal and spiritual welfare for “Citizens of Earth”(tm)


  2. Travis October 2, 2010 at 4:16 pm #

    Great stuff to look for and involve the family while watching. Don’t forget Elder Packer’s way of telling the world ‘how it is’, without beating around the bush.

    • Patty June 19, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

      This was great and can be used for every Conference. I must tell my friends. Jules comments are to look forward to:)

  3. Amanda October 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    I need to do this next conference!! It sounds fun and will help me stay awake!!

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